You Cheap Dime Store Hood

dude. i hate livejournal. i fucking sucks.

omg i havent updated in a really long time!!!!!!!!! wow.....yea anyway i pissed.....my brother is making me mad as hell........he wont shut up and he needs to go away......everyone needs to go see Shaherezade.....our school musical this year but we are also going to do another play.....its gunna be pretty sweet!

A - Age you got your first kiss:um....11 or 12?...partys and stuff...waiting for the real one.
B - Band listening to right now:The Beatles
C - Crush?: Nope
D - Dad's name:John Allen Texter
E - Easiest person to talk to: Chiara Clemente
F - Favorite ice cream: Coffee
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?:Gummy Worms...mmmmmmmm...
H - Hometown: ROCHESTER!!!!!!!!!!!
I - Instruments: Piano. Guitar
J - Junior High: Cobblestone
K - Kids: No
L - Longest car ride ever: 7 hours
M - Mom's name:Melannie Anne Martin
N - Nicknames: Jackpot, Gracie, Crum, Stupie, Space Turtle, Luna
O - One wish: The i will be on broadway!!!!!!
P - Phobia:SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!omgomgomgOMFG!!!!!!!!
Q - Quote: "On White Toast or Rye!!!" and "Hannah solo? Thats not right!" -Grace Martin Texter
R - Reason to smile:Thought of ripping Ediths face off!...lmao lolz
S - Song you sang last: First song in Sheherazade
T - Time you woke up today: 7:00
U - Unknown fact about me:I like to write poetry
V - Vegetable you hate: Tomatos!!!!!!!ewewew!!!!!!!!
W - Worst habit(s): Biteing my nails
X - X-rays you've had: teeth
Y - Yummy food: SUSHI!!!! and TOM TOFU!!! and TOFU PUPS!!!
Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer!!! sea food....

When a guy calls you....

When a guy calls you hott hes looking at your body
When a guy calls you pretty hes looking at your face
When a guy calls you a sweetheart hes looking at your personality
When a guy calls you beautiful he is looking at your soul



When a girl calls you.....

When a girl calls you sexy shes looking at your body
When a girl calls you cute shes looking at your face
When a girl calls you sweet shes looking at your personality
When a girl calls you gorgeous shes looking at your soul

hand holding - you like to be in constant physical
contact with your special someone but you don't
want to take things too quickly.

What Sign of Affection Are You?
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*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
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I want this to happen to me.....



1.While you hold her hand play with her fingers

2.Tickle her make her laugh

3.Kiss her

4.Dont only kiss her on the lips, on the cheek and forehead is
cute too

5.Hold her waist

6.Hug her while your behind her and rest your head on her
sholder

7.Whisper you love her in her ear

8.Tell her shes beautiful

9.Look her in the eyes and smile when you think

10.Tell her you never want to let her go

11. Kiss her in the palm of her hand, right behind her ear, on the inside of her elbow...etc...

> >> How Girls Flirt

1 She makes eye contact and smiles at you.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you
say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with
a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out
with seemingly interested.

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your
friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on
you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know
about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address.

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as
much as possible

> >> How Guys Flirt

1. He stares at you alot.

2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to
start a converstaion with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you
up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with
you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to
go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets
hurt in the process

7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two
talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You where invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes.
Which makes you laugh even harder...

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual
conversation.

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair,
face, butt, thighs, ect.)

suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood   -Stand By Me

.........BEST LINE EVER!!!!!!!!!

wow ppl r sooooooooo stupid!!!!!!!!!! they piss me off so bad..........omg wow..........

Yeah i was just takeing my Night time Insulin and i just ramdomly thought about what if someone asked you if you had a booty. and then i thought...."...no jelly in my belly but some junk in the trunck..." yeah that sounded really weird so i have to go die now!

ok ppl this is a test for LJ cut! its not sorking on my comp so....yeah....
( just testing )

I really think that in like a year I will look like this......

Yes amazing! Cuz thats like ALL i drink! Im drinking some now!

O Yeah! I also cut my hair! Yes...

Sry the lighting was really bad!



My AWSOME nail Polish!



Im TAN!!!!



My teeth look really White!

( the lighting was bad... )

yes i kno i am amazing! dont hold it back!

Stolen From Some Random Guy

put a number next to the movies you have seen. If it is over 100 then your a movie whore

(001) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Saw
( ) White Noise
(002) White Oleander
(003) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) Jason X
( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(004) Scary Movie
(005) Scary Movie 2
(006)Scary Movie 3
(007) American Pie
(008) American Pie 2
(009) American Wedding
(010) Harry Potter
(011) Harry Potter 2
(012) Harry Potter 3
(013) Tomb Raider
( ) Resident Evil
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
(014) Little Black Book
( ) The Italian Job
(015) The Village
( ) Donnie Darko
( ) Lilo & Stitch
(016) Finding Nemo
(017) Finding Neverland
( ) 13 Ghosts
( ) Signs
(018) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Thirteen going on 30
(019) I,Robot
( ) Dodgeball
( ) Universal Soldier
(020) Lemony Snickets A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Bridget Jones Diary
(021) Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason
( ) Along Came A Spider
( ) Deep impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(022) Meet The Parents
(023) Meet The Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(024) A Cinderella Story
(025) The Terminal
(026) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Amityville Horror The Original
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
(027) The Ring Two
( ) Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(028) Chicago
( ) Idle Hands
( ) Ghost Ship
(029) Hellboy
(030) Secret Window
(031) I am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
( ) The Day After Tomorrow
(032) Child's Play
(033) Bride of Chucky
(034) 10 Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) A Nightmare on Elm Street
(035) Sixteen Candles
(036) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
(037) Ocean's Eleven
(038) Oceans Twelve
(039) Sin City
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) Alien V.S. Predator
(040) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( )A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(041) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
(042) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
( ) Best Bet
(043) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(044) She's all that
(045) Calendar Girls
( ) Being John Malcovitch
( ) Sideways
( ) Finding Julia
( ) Maria Full of Grace
( ) Mars attacks
( ) Without A Paddle
( ) Event Horizon
(046) Ever After
(047) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(048) X-Men
(049) X-Men 2
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(050) Catch Me If You Can
(051) The Others
(052) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
(053) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) Cruel Intentions 3
(054) The Hot Chick
( ) The Animal
( ) Swimfan
(055) Miracle
(056) Old School
(057) Ray
( ) The Notebook
(058) K-Pax
(059) LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring
(060) LOTR: The Two Towers
(061) LOTR: Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
(062) Boogeyman
( ) Eternal Sunshine Of a Spotless Mind
(063) Hitch
( ) Back Door Sluts 9
(064) The Fifth Element
(065) Star Wars Episode I
(066) Star Wars Episode II
(067) Star Wars Episode III
(068) Star Wars Episode IV
(069) Star Wars Episode V
(070) Star Wars Episode VI
(071) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
(072) Sound of Music
( ) Parent Trap (old)
(073) Parent Trap (new)
( ) The Burbs
( ) SLC Punk
(074) Meet Joe Black
( ) Wild Girls
( ) Clockwork Orange
( ) The Order
(075) Spiderman
(076) Spiderman 2
( ) Amelie
(077) Mean Girls
(078) Shrek
(079) Shrek 2
( ) The Incredibles
(080) Collateral
(081) Fast and the Furious
(082) 2 Fast 2 Furious
( ) Brother Bear
(083) Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
(084) Closer
(085) The Sixth Sense
(086) AI: Artificial Intelligence
(087) Love Actually
( ) Shutter
( ) Ella Enchanted
(088) Princess Diaries
(089) Princess Diaries 2
( ) The Graduate
( ) The Boondock Saints
( ) Constantine
( ) Million Dollar Baby
( ) Mallrats
(090) Party Monster
( ) Detroit Rock City
( ) The Goonies
( ) Y Tu Mama Tambien
( ) Pulp Fiction
( ) Wet Hot American Summer
( ) Crash
( ) Empire Records
(091) Notting Hill
( ) Pretty Woman
(092) Pirates of the Carribean
(093) Shark Tale
( ) Pretty in Pink
( ) Im Juli
( ) Richy Guitar
( ) Traumschiff Surprise: Periode 1
( ) Goodbye, Lenin!
( ) 7 Years in Tibet
( ) Knockin' on Heaven's Door
( ) Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei(aka The Edukators)
( ) Der Untergang(aka The Downfall)
( ) Van Wilder
( ) Big
(094) Lost in Translation
( ) Shanghai Noon
( ) Shanghai Knights
(096) Rush Hour
(097) Rush Hour 2
( ) Traffic
( ) What About Bob?
( ) The Man Who Knew Too Little
(098) My Big Fat Greek Wedding
(099) Jackass: The Movie
( ) The Spongebob Movie
( ) Runaway Bride
(100) The Breakfast Club
( ) St. Elmo's Fire
(101) Jurassic Park
(102) Jurassic Park 2
(103) Jurassic Park 3


crap.....by 3 movies....

1). YOUR PORN STAR NAME - (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET
YOU LIVE ON):
Miranda Clover


2). YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME - (GRAND MOTHER/FATHER'S
FIRST NAME + FAVORITE SNACK FOOD): June Bougals

3). YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME - (FIRST WORD YOU SEE
ON YOUR LEFT + FAVORITE
RESTAURANT): Visibility Simbad

4). YOUR FORIEGN NAME - (FAVORITE SPICE GIRL + LAST
FORIEGN VACATION SPOT):
Ginger London

5). YOUR SOCIALITE NAME - (SILLIEST CHILDHOOD
NICKNAME + FIRST TOWN WHERE YOU
PARTIED): Scoop Rochester

6). YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME - (FIRST INITIAL + FIRST
THREE LETTERS OF YOUR LAST
NAME): G Tex


7). YOUR DETECTIVE NAME - (FAVORITE ANIMAL + NAME OF
HIGH SCHOOL ): Cheetah Cobblestone

8). YOUR BARFLY NAME - (LAST SNACK FOOD YOU ATE + YOUR
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC
DRINK): Chips Strawberry Wine Cooler

9). YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME - (MIDDLE NAME + STREET
WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED):
Martin Gould


10). YOUR ROCK STAR NAME - (FAVORITE CANDY + FAVORITE
MUSICIAN'S LAST NAME):
Spree Spears


11). YOUR "POPULAR" NAME - (FAVORITE CELEBRITY'S
FIRST NAME + BEST FRIEND'S
STREET NAME):
Nikki Bedford


12). YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME - (NAME OF [OPPOSITE
SEX] FRIEND + CELL PHONE
COMPANY YOU USE):
Cj Cingular